yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things
seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
But first, lemme take a selfie.
i’ve got spit all over my screen now
my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it
Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats
kids these days
you did not
The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side
she’s only happy
a katy perry
Poor Mikasa ran out of napkin and auntie Carla is away from home. She can only rely on Eren.
surfacage's Annie with tattoos is now canon.
Mikasa: Eren… Buy me sanitary pads…
Eren: Why are you making me buy that stuff?! IT’S TOO SHAMEFUL!!!
Mikasa: I’m the one who’s more embarrassed!
Eren: S-sanitary napkins, please…
Jean: BWAHAHAHAHA!! DUDE SO YOU’RE A GIRL NOW?!! I MEAN—DUDETTE!
Annie: Did you undergo a sex change? Congrats, dude.
Eren: IT’S FOR MIKASA WHAT THE HECK!!!
Jean: WHAT?! IT’S FOR MIKASA?! SHIT YOU’RE SO LUCKY!!
Eren: YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR BALLS SO YOU CAN ALSO BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF?!
Annie: It’s only 7 Pesos, Jean.
Keith: YOU PEASANTS!! CAUSING SUCH A RUCKUS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING!!! YOU’RE GIVING ME A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!! I’LL PUMMEL YOU WITH THIS BROOM!!
*note: it’s a broom made up of sticks bound together, used for cleaning outdoors
Jean and Eren: Oh no! Here comes Old-man Keith! Escape!
*note: lolo is a term for grandpa, but in this case i thought old-man was more appropriate for the connotation.
dude yung translation nakalagay na sa caption. forgot to mention so gomen (>_<)
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists
lookin good there, mercury
And in other news
Captain Levi doesn’t know how to properly hold shit
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.
WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD
I am cry
HIT ME BABY SPANISH LIME
we have the night bloggers
then the obsessed fangirls hanging on the edge of sanity
the tumblr famous people
pretty much every bandom…
john greens ‘fandom’
the science side of tumblr
then theres the rest of us….