The official blog of Nicolas Cage.
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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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the6thsiren:

Weren’t we all thinking this?

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

thirstiest:

when mutuals with lots of followers reblog from you

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bandannarama:

The dialogue in this movie kills me.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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are we gonna ignore that the 3 fandoms have a scene in common

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cas-is-an-angel-you-assbutt:

gepardikinonkissa:

lolsofunny:

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I’m sorry but

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Wait…Is this something that Supernatural DOESN’T have a gif for!?

We have found the weak link

Greek Pantheon Asks (THESE ARE SO COOL PLEASE DO THEM)

  • Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
  • Apollo: Favourite song?
  • Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
  • Artemis: Favourite animal?
  • Athena: Do you have any special talents?
  • Demeter: Favourite food?
  • Dionysus: Favourite drink?
  • Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
  • Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
  • Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
  • Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
  • Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
  • Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
  • Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

horatiohappened:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

NEW ROLEPLAY IDEA.

dietchola:

the best New Years text I got

Reasons why Whose Line Is It Anyway is the best show…

werejoiningafandom:

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1. They say things like this

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2. Wayne Brady

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3. The internet dating video

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4. This stuff.

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liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

25 Terrible Jokes You’ll Hate Yourself for Laughing At

[watch the video]

See the difference between me and Jeff is…he actually wrote all the jokes in his jokes video. I find this intensely amazing.